Campaign of the Month: January 2012
Star Trek Late Night
Thanos's Personal log - Episode 45
Why do I bother recording these things. I have to say Karr gained alot of respect from me this week. He is half dead, barely standing and some yokel challenges him to a fight. I started to step up when Karr says he will fight the dude. Well things just went from bad to worse as Karr got his ass handed to him and his hand chopped off by the Vorpal blade. I don’t know what a Vorpal is but I can tell you that blade is sharp. As I watched Karr about to be killed my respect for him grew but then he surrendered and I was rather shocked. The Vulcan, called himself Dee, told Karr to bend over as he was going to get fucked by a real warrior. I nearly laughed but bit my tongue as I watched Karr’s face contort in anger. He grabbed his sword and Dee pulled up his pants.
I can honestly say I have no respect for any man who would surrender and then start to fight again. It is more proof that Karr has no honor. He is a prison rat and has been a boy toy for far worse than Dee, so I don’t see what the big deal was. He lost, under Andorian laws Dee could fuck him, kill him, or leave him. I really dislike Klingons and Karr is not helping me to like them any more.
Well all honor being lost got worse when Matt and Alyr jumped in and saved Karr from death. I just shook my head in disgust. I was actually rooting for Dee as he escaped. Now half of the group is wounded with Karr looking near death, and we have no idea where we are or how to get away. Karr tried telling us about his legends but listening to him is like listening to an engine. It makes noise but doesn’t really tell you anything.