Campaign of the Month: January 2012
Star Trek Late Night
Thanos's Personal log - Episode 43
Well where do I begin today. I shot Karr and killed him. Well, I would have killed him if his head wasn’t so damned hard. I did take satisfaction in shooting him though. I even shot Matt at some point but can’t remember why. I can only say it is this place. This cursed fraking place. Who builds deathtraps like this? I can only imagine that this was meant to be a trap but the frakers didn’t take into account my magic stone. I didn’t take it into account either. I forgot it was on my neck but somehow it was always in the back of my mind. I was just having too much fun watching Karr and Matt freak out. The little pinkie that Matt dragged along was useless and I was really getting tired of hauling her ass around. She got shot by the room. Did I mention we are in a trap? Right, the guys were choosing doors in these cubical rooms that had numbers on them. They figured on following prime numbers but that didn’t seem to do much of anything as some rooms had more than one prime number. I don’t think they really had any idea of what the Frak they were doing. Enter a room, close the door, open the next door, go through, glass the door, trap, scream and run, open a door, repeat. This was kind of what was happening for hours and I have to admit that hot balls of molten metal flying at supersonic speeds hurts like hell. I realize I am rambling but what else am I to do? When Karr awakens, if his brain isn’t damaged, he is gonna want to fight and then I am going to kill him. I don’t want to kill him but I guess I shouldn’t have shot him in the head. Matt shot him first. Matt is the one who instigated all of this. Karr led us into the trap and Matt freaked out like a typical pinkie. Well lucky for them I saved the day and took everyone back to Cutter’s ship. I had considered going to mine but remembered it was wrecked. I hate losing. I want to conquer this space station and set myself up as king. I think I can pull it off if I can get the pinkies and buttheads working together. Maybe I should just shoot them all and when the dust clears bathe in their blood. I could use my gravity blaster and watch them explode into pretty splats of bloody goo. I really need a drink.