Thanos's Personal log - Episode 39

Its good to have the band back together again. As usual Matt has been a moody bastard but I have gotten use to his outbursts of nonsense. Karr is being indecisive but then suddenly had a revelation and made a decision. I am still sitting back, shocked. Well all of that is nothing compared to the events that actually happened this past week. Lets see, we walked into a federation prison and busted out the Klingon Ambassador that was up on espionage charges. Then we went to Atlas station and found the place was a real dump. Karr has a boatload of money so he hired Tarak to come run the place and Matt hired a bunch of girls to make the place seem more like a resort but to me the whole place just stinks of mold.

At some point during all the activities I got called to the Dabo Lounge on the Nylarthotep and discovered my crew and Karr’s crew were having a brawl. Alyr busted up all of the fighting with some fancy gunslinging but then we discovered my first officer, Obdulia, and Katrina, Karr’s current alternate universe sister/girlfriend, were having a vicious knife fight. I stopped Alyr and said let survival of the fittest win out. He offered a bet of 100,000 credits and I took Obdulia. The fight lasted for about three minutes and Katrina lunged off balance. Obdulia brought a knee up into Katrina’s face at the same time as she drove her knife deep into the side of Katrina’s neck. Karr walked in about this point and flipped out calling for medical and running to Katrina’s side. Once Kat was carted off he tried to get smoozy with Obdulia who just blew him off. I remember when Karr was trying to get with Salma and Obdulia made some comments tot he effect of killing the bitch. I think Karr really needs to get his shit in order with these crazy fraking women. I am glad Obdulia won but if she had lost I would have sent her onto the great beyond with few misgivings.

Well we are on our way to the Greng a Tharg system and then onto the Niven Sector, wherever that is. I hope this Ringworld is as cool as Matt keeps making it out to be. Karr has been there and he never talks about it so I am thinking it must be a pretty lame place. Only time will tell and I guess now the clock is ticking.

Thanos's Personal log - Episode 39

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