Crazy Eight's Personal Log - Episode 9

Me miss friends. Friends gets me away from pointy prison and to circle world with many odd peoples. Me look for place to fit in but me’s nots fits in anywheres. Mes should have gone with Smileypoints to the stars. Me gets into fights alot and have to make people go poof. Me collect their bones and build sculpture in honor of their stupidness. Many people comes to se me bone art. They give me softycoins and make me feel wanted but then someone always do something bad and me have to make them go poof.

Police tell me if me keeps poofing people they send me to spice mines. Me say lets go me likes spice. They look at me with that same look people in pointytown use to look at me. Me make police go poof too. Me giggle alot. Me discovered something new. Me discovered if me gets angry and tells someone to do something that they do it. Even silly things like stand on your head a poof gas at the stars. Me giggle alot at funny things people do. Me keep trying and me gets better every day. Me now can even make people poof other people so me dont need to waste energy in me own wirly-wave gun.

Me see news about me freinds and they in trouble. Me gets ship to go look for them. Me makes Captainman take me to Citadel and me going to save me friends from evil piggyfaceman. Me going to make piggyfaceman go poof with his own wirly –wave gun. Me giggle alot when thinking about that. Me like superhero. Me use super powers to save me friends. Me happy.

Crazy Eight's Personal Log - Episode 9

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