Campaign of the Month: January 2012
Star Trek Late Night
Crazy Eight's Personal Log - Episode 3
Me angry! Nasty points pour firegel into me hole and kill me friend. Me want to kill points. Me go see Kizzlewalker friends and they not home. Big hole in their house and smoke and lots of dead points. Me worry they in trouble. Me search the points and find nothing useful. Me sit and play with tango wheel for while. Wish me knew how to play tongo. Me like pretty spinning wheel. Hear noise coming from Arena, sound like big fight. Me sneak over and look. Me see eggshells fighting points. Lots of booms and an screams. Me pull out disruptor and shoot into crowd. Me fall down giggling as points go poof. Me keep shooting until disruptor run out of juice. Me run to undermarket to buy more power. Bentdick wont sell me power unless Me spread legs. Me lay back and let him have what he wants. Me gets power and then me make Bentdick go poof. Me search Bentdick’s house and me find lots of pretty things. Me sleep in Bentdick’s bed and his woman come home and start yelling at me. Me make her go poof. Me go back to sleep.