Crazy Eight's Personal Log - Episode 28

Hello Loggybook, me thinks you are Aces for listening to me tell me stories. Me think me gets you a holo body so you can walk and talk like me. What do you think of that Loggybook? Hmmm, no answer usually means yes so me think you say yes. Yay!!! Me track down giant bug and find out she is intelligent and really nice. She says she must listen to her captain and her captain is telling her to go to wormyholeyotherworldyplace. Me not happy because me want Lexx to join me and hunt spiders. Lexx say spiders taste good especially spiders on Tholian worlds. Me thinks me should visit this Tholian place and eat those spiders. Maybe me like them too. Me crash and burn with negotiations with Princess lady. She just get some news from someone and she seem to be very distracted. Me ask if me can join her crew and she say me too nice to be on ship with scientist who would take advantage of me. Me like her because she think of me first. Me wish everyone was nice to me like Princess lady.

Later me go to Drozana to buy some poof rifles but the merchants had all went home. Me here that Smileypoints had been on Drozana but they gone to. Me get real sad and me go to bar to play Dabo. Me win lots of money and me thinks Leta is real nice. Leta tell me that she can come live with me if me buy a Dabo table. Me laugh and say me snurch one. She laugh and then tell me how. Now me gots a Dabo table and Leta live on me ship. Leta says she can mate with you and if she does then me just talk to her and she will be you. Is that true Loggybook? Me not sure but Leta is so nice so me think me might do it if it is Ok with you. You just say no if you don’t want to do it. Ok? Me give you time to think. Me going to play Strategema with Mantis. Bye Bye.

Crazy Eight's Personal Log - Episode 28

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