Crazy Eight's Personal Log - Episode 26

Hello loggybook, me soo happy me have good news to tell you. Me find smileypoints on the fortress station. Kugglepuss was all dressed up for big ball and was traveling with Pappa Smurf and Timey-winey. They all looked like they wanted to have fun but dressed up like uplifted apes they were sad. Me then talk to Princess poopoo and she tell me all about bug ship called Lexx. She say bug ship is real big and filled with brainy people. Me ask for tour and she say yes but then me notice Smileypoints were leaving. Me go and see the Messenger and remember why me sell it to wonderwomen. Me gets into computer and talks to Leeta and she promise to tell me where they go. Then me beam back to me ship and talk to the bug crew. They not like me visiting smileypoints. They say smileypoints get me into trouble but me loves smileypoints so me ignore them. Me talk to guilders and tell them me wants to follow and they do mathythings and we set sail. Spiderpet act very strange and me see him laying eggs. Me not like eggs so me eats them and think that maybe he is a she. Maybe boy spiderpets lay eggs too. Me nots know these things. Me go play with Mantis and she tell me that she wants to fight in holodeck. Me says ok and we go play murder death kill games against Hunters and Points. When done me turn off safety thingy and say lets do it again. Mantis play real hard but gets hurt by hunter. Me thinks she needs to play more and get better. She complain that safty thingy is to keep all safe but me tells her it makes her weak and she gets mad. She proud bug girl and not like to be called weak but if she cant do real game then why bother playing. Me pick up poofergun and she look real serious and say she gets better. Me say good because me not want to make her go poof like Mantis before her. Me then told about distress call so me say lets save people and forget about smileypoints for now. Spiderhunter ship go to rescue and save many Federation people but when they see me they gets real upset and beg for life. Me not understand why they beg for life. Me not want to make them go poof. Me puts them on planet and the one called Neeson start telling at me saying me is crazy. Saying me is killing them. Me gets angry and me jump on him and bite off his nose. Me then giggle as he cried and screams and me bite his face again and eat his cheek. He scream and hit me so me make him go poof. Everyone else thank me for saving them. Me happy. That is all for now loggybook. Bye.

Crazy Eight's Personal Log - Episode 26

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