Crazy Eight's Personal Log - Episode 25

Me meet giant spiders on field of battle and kill them all. So many spiders. So many spiders that want me dead. Why kill me? Me is nothing but me always kill spiders. Find baby spider and make pet. Maybe me teach spider not kill people. Probably have to kill spiderpet too. Me sad to think about killing spideypet but then again maybe spideypet make tasty stew. Me hear rumor that smileypoints going to Bajor so me tell Inky to take us to Bajor. Inky not like Bajor. Inky was a Spoonerpet on Bajor. Me like Bajor. Pregogirls sneeze all the time and me laugh and laugh and poke fun at them. Prego and sneezy me cally the choo’pops. Me hire crew for Spiderhunter and they get angry me rename them. They need new names if they join Spider Killer Assault Force Extreme. Skafe is me team and me name everyone on team. Me hire lots of bugs to help kill spiders. Bugs are good spider hunters but me get tired of seeing blue. Make me sad. Blue bugs don’t have a home like me. Me likes to adopt them and give them home on Spiderhunter. Me thinks they think me crazy but they never talk bad about me so me treat them good. Bugboy talked bad and called me a nutter so me bite his nuts off and kiss him and make him covered in nutter blood. Me giggle and laugh and fall down. Then me make him go poof because his was making too much noise. Me giggle so hard me pee pants. Me must tell bugs what to do now. Bye bye bookie log.

Hello bookie log. Me got great news. Me finally sell dumbo ears clamship. Me sooo happy. Giant wonderwoman trade me a pointy ship with hidey circuits. Me then sell pointy ship and get lots of little sparky ships. Now me spidership is filled with sparky ships so me needs more bugs to ride them into war. Me sooo happy. Me gets to really hunt bugs now. Me hear that giant bug ship is going to mirrorhole. Me change mind and now me go to mirror hole. Maybe giant bug ship is good at hunting spiders. Me could use giant spidehunting bug. Me tell Mantis and Ladybug to prepare and take us to Sincity. Uni not like this but me tell her that with only one eye, she cant see straight. Me then giggle and tap her in the hole where her other eye use to be. She smile and pat me on head. She is soo nice to me. Me then think about stew and go run off to cook but replicaty thingy wont replicate spider meet. Me look for spideypet but he is hiding so me eats Grasshopper’s quiverpet. She get more cause they have lots of babies all the time. Bye Bye Bookie Log

Crazy Eight's Personal Log - Episode 25

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