Campaign of the Month: January 2012
Star Trek Late Night
Crazy Eight's Personal Log - Episode 2
Me sad. Kizzlewalkers go off to see points and me noze they getting sliced and lose everything. Then me joyful. Me find out the kizzlewalkers lived. Me sell softy coins for powercells. Me now sell more softy coins for mods in disruptor. Me gots special disruptor now. Only poof the skin and not the bone. Me soo happy. Me wants to celebrate. Me goes to trippy place and dance to music but spider keeps whispering things at me. Me not like spider. Me think spider is evil and mean. Me get pickyhook and go see me kizzlewalker friends. Spider is nesting in the head of krankybait. Me try to tell them but they make fun of me and me gets mad. Me try to help krankybait but they not let me. Me leave feeling sad. Spider laughs at me and taunts me a lot. Me not like spider. Me thinks about disruptor and how me could make spider go poof. Me not want to poof krankybait but he was mean. Me not like him but me do like him. Me confused. Me go hunting so me can think. Find kibbitz and me eat all. Me getting fat. Me need diet. The points watch me and me hear them thinking about doing bad things to me. Me makes them go poof. Me gather the poof dust and snort it all. Me feel soo good. Me find little furry beast in bag and furry beast purred. Me keep furry beast in me bag and take it back to me hole. Furry beast is hungry and me feed it rat. Me sleep with furry beast and dream of spiders. Me must kill spiders so me go back to laughing point and look for krankybait. He is playing children games for softy coins. Me sneak up on him and grab him tight and stick pickyhook into his head. Spider scream and scream and scream but me gets it good. Then me wakes up and see krankybait is gone and a lot of people looking at me with malice. Me curl into ball and wait to die. Me ready to die so long as they don’t hurt me. Me not like hurt. Me hear “Crazy” ”Nuts” ”Insane” Me start to cry. Then they let me go. Me run and run and run. Me gets to me hole and hides with furry beast. Me did good but they only see bad. Me soo sad.