Crazy Eight's Personal Log - Episode 1

Me doing chain meditations when a bunch of real weird looking kizzlewalkers came in and started talking to me. They wanted a guide but all they could offer me was softy coins. Me don’t like softy coins so me says no. Then they ask what me is wanting and me says a pretty hat. Me likes pretty hats. Pretty hat makes me the beauty queen of market. The tall angelic looking one with the strange scent gets me a hat and me says me will take them to the chamber. Me has been to the chamber before but it is on the otherside of the bad place. Me doesn’t like the bad place. Me think the people eaters party too much and then want to eat more people. Me gets dressed in chains and me take the kizzlewalkers into the underdeep. Me uses every power of perception me has to lead them through the bad place to the chamber but along the way me find alot of eight leggers and me gobble them up. Me getting fat from eating too many eight leggers but they taste soo good. The kizzlewalkers get real excited at the sight of the chamber and start playing light games with the metal talker. They make the metal taker make disruptors and me gets real happy. Disruptors make people go poof. Me like making people go poof. Me sniffs the dust of poof people and me feel real good. Me feel like me is normal person not Crazy Eight. Me don’t like being called crazy. Me has feelings and bad evil nasty names make me feel bad, evil, and nasty. Me not evil. Me not Bad. Me not Nasty. Me is pretty. Me is nice. Me only live here because of mean nasty redshirts who work for the evil Starfleet. Me hate Starfleet. Starfleet was mean to me and me was a good girl. Me not like Fligger ears either. Fligger ears works with blue plant lady and they have bad mean warriors that sneak in shadows and kill people. Kizzlewalkers talk with Fligger ears and make peace but me not like it. Frazzlewonker give me a Disrupter and me put it in me pocket for later. Me is soo happy about disruptor and so sad about Fligger ears. Me then take the kizzlewalkers back towards the undermarket but the ground is angry and drops rocks on floor. We go back and big badda boom. Angry roof drop more rocks. Me hide under rock and the Kizzlewalkers start to dig. Soon the Kizzlewalkers get a hole through the rocks so me get out from under me own rock and climb through their hole. A giant minespider is waiting and he attack the Kizzlewalkers. Me throw dragon poop on the tall Kizzlewalker and it stop him from burning up like a camp fire. Then lots of lightning and sparkiness and the giant minespider lay on his back and fizzle. Then the Kizzlewalker take pieces of the giant minespider and give me softy coins. Me not know what to do with softy coins but maybe me buy a dress. Tomorrow me takes Kizzlewalkers back to surface where points will steal all they have. Me is sad.

Crazy Eight's Personal Log - Episode 1

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