Campaign of the Month: January 2012
Star Trek Late Night
Beverages from around the Galaxy and Beyond
Acamarian Brandy An amber-colored alcoholic beverage from Acamar III.
Alamo Beer A famous brew from the planet Texas. It is strong and smooth.
Aldebaran Whiskey A green whiskey with a smooth taste and a strong happy high.
Aldorian Ale A popular cheap beer
Allakas Malt A chilled drink that can be served with ot without alcohol.
Altair Water A beverage exported from the Altair system, said to be the best tasting water in the Milky Way Galaxy
Altairian Brandy A blue-colored alcoholic beverage.
Altairian Grand Premier A champaigne-like wine that is fruity yet dry and bold.
Amgrosia Alcoholic beverage, often mis-heard as “ambrosia,” and is the home brewed wine of Denchar Penal Colony. The drink has a kick like a Puppeteer and tastes like liquid fire. Klingons are allergic to the drink and tend to break out in severe acne when they drink it.
Amnexus Fluid An ambiguous drink that is popular with Andorians. Makes humans break out in a rash.
Andorian ale A blue-colored alcoholic beverage concocted by the Andorians and exported across the Fereration. Often called Smurf Juice.
Antaran Brandy Another blue drink served in a narrow glass. Said to taste like carrot juice.
Antaran Glow Water This green glowing liquid is used for polishing metals. Nausicaans are the only species known to drink the vile substance
Antarian CIder Served hot, this spiced drink will chase your worries away.
Arcadia The whole industry of Rapture is built around products that completely rewrite DNA to give you fantastic powers. Then, those people made wine. God only knows what’s in it, but we wouldn’t be surprised if a couple of glasses could make you fly and piss lasers. Arcadia is the brainchild of those people and it has been known to create massive rewrites into a person’s DNA resulting in amazing and sometimes horrific transformations. Use with caution.
Arcturan Mega-gin From the Arcturan sector, this gin is made by fermenting rocket fuel with Acturan Purple Berries and uses a triple distilation process. Most humanoids who drink it wake with a severe hangover.
Bajoran Ale The beer of Bajor is most simular to an American Lager.
Bajoran Alvas Juice Alvas is a grapelike fruit that is squeezed into a popular breakfast drink.
Baltrim’s Wine A reddish colored wine from Bajor.
Binge Beer This beer is the most popular drink on Risa. It is said to taste like a mix of honey and birch.
Black Hole A Ferengi drink that is of dubious origin. Taste like molassas with pepper.
Black Pony Scotch This Scotch is made on Mars and not a true Scotch but the owners of the company made the brew as a traditional Islay Scotch and it has become quite popular on Andoria.
Bloodwine A popular alcoholic beverage among the Klingons, best served warm. As with many Klingon foods and beverages, it is not for the faint of heart. Bloodwine is known to be highly intoxicating, to the point that most non-Klingons are scarcely capable of tolerating it; it is twice as potent as whiskey (120 Proof). It does not have any real blood in it but is called bloodwine because of it’s color and consistancy.
Blue Assed Bitch A blue, smokey drink that taste like rotting fish. Popular with the Breen.
Bolian Tonic Water A beverage originating from Bolarus IX. It has a calming effect on the nervous system. The drink is very popular with mercenaries and front line soldiers.
Bonk! Atomic Punch This drink is more of a drug than traditional alcoholic beverages. One bottle and the user will be awake for 24+ hours and racing like a mongoose.
Booty Sweat energy drink A non-alcoholic version of Booty Sweat.
Booty Sweat This wine is made with Female Orion pheromones and the aroma is enough to put almost any man in the mood.
Bor’Kaan A very potent and (to humans) nasty Drazi alcoholic drink beverage. Human can only safely drink Bor’Kann after first taking an alcohol blocker.
Brawndo Klingon beer at its best. It is foul tasting but packs a punch.
Brivari A Centauri alcoholic drink and the official celebratory drink of the Couro Prido society. The beverage must maintain a constant temperature or its very delicate flavour can be destroyed.
Butterbeer This drink is popular amongst children throughout the Federation. Butterbeer can be served cold or hot but either way it has a warming effect.
Buzz Beer A mixture of beer and coffee brewed and mixed with alot of sugar
Buzz Cola Basically an iced coffee mixed with carbonation and sugar.
Buzzz Cola A popular soft drink that appears in many pornographic films. The preferred drink of rebellious youth and mindless drones.
Cactuar This liquor is made of fermented cactus mixed with mold spores from the swamps of Neverness. It has a minty chocolate taste.
Cardassian Sunrise It is unknown if this drink originated on Cardassia but the mixed drink is very popular on Terra. It taste very much like the Terran candy called a fireball.
Choko-Bianca-Tini A clear fizzy drink with a high alcohol content
Comet Tail An alcoholic drink of human origin. Somewhat more potent than a Jovian Sunspot or Brivari, but not quite as incapacitating as Taree or Hot Jala. Normally comes with a recommended two drink limit to avoid passing out.
Creature Shot Served with or without eyeballs. Consumed by the rich and famous on nearly every world.
Crit-A-Cola This popular energy drink is outlawed in most athletic sports. It cause the drinker to have greatly increased stamina and hand eye coordination.
Crystherium A spicy brandy from the uncharted territories
Deadshot Daiquiri A popular fruity drink that is served in the Deadshot Cafe on Commerce Planet 02.
Deka Tea Also known as comfort tea. It was given to Bajoran women during the occupation because of its calming effects.
Dispersal A vile drink that is served with a fizzy drink chaser. It will KO a human in minutes. Popular with Ferengi who are immune to the drug like effects.
Double Tap Root Beer A soft drink with a bite. Goes down smooth and then the fire erupts in your gut.
Drayan Takka Wine Made from the Takka berries native to Drayan II, this wine is delicious with red meats.
Draylaxian Whiskey Consider one of the finest whiskeys in the Federation
Duff Beer The Cheapest beer served in dives throughout the Federation. Drinking too much can lead to blindness.
Ellwasser A popular Ferengi fizzy drink.
Elsinore beer This Trill beer is sweet with a hint of apple.
Ent-draught An extremely invigorating drink made from the sap of a supposedly sapient plant.
Enyak’s Milk Of unknown origin but popular with the kids
Even Better Coffee Subtitute Who knows whats in it? It taste just like real coffee.
Fellip Nector Another drink from the Uncharted Territories. Kicks like a Puppeteer but taste like toffee.
Firenut Coffee A spicy coffee
Firewine A Klingon beverage. It averages at 180 proof.
Flaming Homer A wildly popular drink that consists of several alcoholic beverages mixed together with children’s cough syrup and is set on fire before serving.
Flaming Moe A cheap knock off of the Flaming Homer
Frell Me Now A blue sugar rimmed shot glass filled with Aldebaran Whiskey and a piace of sour fruit.
Gammorean Ecstacy A revolting beverage found in cantinas across the outer rim. It is slimy and usually served warm. It is said to be an aphrodisiac to Gammorean females.
Gigitini Gin, Grenadine, and Slurm
Girlie Girl Beer Every bottle is shaped like a beautiful female species. Collect them all.
Glina A highball special that will make your eyes water
Grog This lurid and foul green drink is consumed by Klingons and Nausicaans. Grog is said to be a secret mixture of one or more of the following: kerosene, propylene glycol, artificial sweeteners,sulphuric acid, rum, acetone, red dye #2, scumm, axle grease, battery acid and/or pepperoni. It is known for its extremely caustic and volatile properties.
Heat Delerium A powerful mixed drink that raises the body temperature. More than one drink can be hazardous for many humanoids. This drink kills Sebaceans in a matter of minutes.
Hell Fire This drink from the Denchar Penal Colony is made of milk harvested from a Denchar Dragon. It is served flaming.
Hot Jala A hot Centauri beverage of sweet green and frothy liquid made from Jala.
Hot to Katratzi A blue drink served on ice. Said to chill you to the bone as it goes down then fill you with a warm afterglow.
Humans are Superior 3 parts everclear and 1 part spiced rum.
Hynerian Swampwater The name is accurate. It is intoxicating to Hynerians and Hutts but most other species find the substains to be toxic.
Jestral tea A Betazoid beverage that is clear and somewhat sweet. It is popular as a breakfast tea on many worlds.
Jovian Sunspot A human drink made from cream of coconut, cranberry-apple juice, vodka and orange juice that originates from Zeus, a little dive of a spaceport bar on Station Io.
Juggernog A mixture of human breast milk and rum
Jumbo Jim’s Grape Scotch Foulest of the foul, This candy grape alcohol is so sickly sweet that is likely to turn the stomach. At 190 proof it taste better with each shot.
Junga Tea A popular breakfast tea from Bajor
Kava Juice Made fromt he Bajoran Kava Fruit, this drink is very popular as an after dinner tonic.
Kava Tea A calming tea made from the Kava Plant on Terra. It is bitter and has a numbing effect on the whole body
Klavaatu Wine Made from the rare Klavaatu fruit on Bajor, this wine is illegal for export off of Bajor. A bottle sells for upwards of 1000 slips of latinum in most black markets.
Klingon Martini A mixed alcoholic drink consisting of vermouth, gin, with a dash of bloodwine; a cross-cultural experience.
Klingon Raktajino Simular to human coffee but made from a been native to the former moon of Praxis.
Klingon Tea A tasty drink that is used in various Klingon Rituals.
Kompa A potent Llort alcoholic drink which shares it’s name with the drinking game by which it is consumed.
Kriul A very potent Narn drink that is lethal to humans, but can be used as a disinfectant.
Ktarian beer An alcoholic beverage originating from the planet Ktaris. It gives humans the runs.
Ktarian Merlot A very dry red wine from the planet Ktaris.
Lacasa “A sort of nectar nicer to drink than soda-water or lemonade.”
Landra’s Blend A popular mixed bean coffee
Lexx A nutritional drink used by spacers who don’t have replicators. The drink is tasteless but thick and milky.
Liberi Fatali This drink is actually three deadly poisons served in three shot glasses. They must be drank in rapid succession. If not consumed quick enough the drink’s components do not neutralize the toxins of each other and death results.
Life Stream This Hynerian drink has become popular with spacers everwhere. It has a caramel and toffee flavor.
Liquid Froonium Used as a fuel for pocket lighters, this drink is said to send you to the moon and blind you on the way.
Luxan Tongue Lashing A mixed drink blending Klingon Blood Wine with Cardassian Ale. Not for the faint of heart.
Marob root tea Awarm Banean beverage made up of Marob root. Said to taste like cinnomon and honey.
Millipede Juice lA Bright yellow Ferengi beverage available with or without shells, usually served hot.
Mind Frell Vanilla Icecream in a cocktail glass covered in Romulan Ale.
Moba Juice Made from Moba fruit on Bajor, this sickly sweet juice is popular amongst children throughout the Federation. The juice is sweet but doesnt rot the teeth and is very nutritious too.
Moloko Plus Aka “milk with knives in it”; drunk by the ultra cool to get in the mood for “a bit of the old ultraviolence”
Mudder’s milk Simon Tam equates Mudder’s Milk to the Ancient Egyptian’s beer given to workers. According to Simon, it gave essential nutrition as well as making them docile.
Mule Kick Taste lick piss but gets you high as a kite in no time
Nebari Mind Cleanser THis drink is outlawed in hundreds of systems. One drink and you will not remember the last few days. A popular date rape drink as well as used by slavers to pacify their livestock.
New Baern Weissbrau A popular beer from the colony of New Baern.
Norbecker Beer The beer produced by Norbecker Brewery and marketed with the slogan “Whip out your Norbecker.”
Nuka-Cola The most popular soft drink in the post-nuclear world of Acheron in the Uncharted Territories.
Ol’ Janx Spirit 200 proof fire water
Orcha Juice A Markab drink blended from a mix of fruit juices, mostly venda juice and something similar to Earth ginger ale.
Osol Twist A Romulan mixed drink that is very tart.
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol’ Janx Spirit. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V. Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost). Allow four liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia). Over the back of a silver spoon, float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink. Sprinkle Zamphour. Add an olive. Drink…but very carefully. The effect of one “is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick”.
Paris Delight Coffee mixed with targ milk
Peetcha A Grome drink made from a tasty concoction of fermented fruit.
Perk-a-Cola Ferengi Cola that has become popular on many colony worlds.
Photogasm A powerful mixed drink that has a very arrousing quality for most female humanoids.
Pip A ladies drink popular in the Uncharted Territories. Taste like pineapple and peach with a mild bite.
Pißwasser Correctly spelled “Pisswasser,” it is a German slang term for a watery tasting beer and literally translates to “pee water”. Sold in cantinas as the step up from Duff Beer.
Plomeek Tea A Vulcan breakfast tea.
Quafe A popular soft drink with an almond fizzy taste
Quarktajino A decafinated version of Klingon Raktajino.
Red Leaf Tea A Cardassian hot beverage, a tea with a garnet-red color and a rather sweet and spicy taste.
Redspice Tea A Vulcan tea sumular to Chai.
Revenging Angel A powerful intoxicant with the flavor of strawberries.
Rmm’zzq!wwx An extremely incapacitating pak’ma’ra drink that roughly translates as “Roadkill Malt”. Humans are advised to avoid sampling at all costs.
Rokassa juice A Cardassian beverage with an unmistakable odor. Said to be quite tasty.
Romulan Ale Green ale that was illegal inside the Federation for over three centuries.
Sha’chai A non-alcoholic drink of Minbari origin. While it has no intoxicating effects on Minbari themselves, to humans it is very potent and it’s consumption requires proof of medical coverage.
Sha’neyat A potent and strictly ceremonial Minbari tea (loosely translated as death destroyer) distilled from a combination of flowers, fruits, and grains. Though harmless to Minbari, Sha’neyat is a deadly poison to Humans.
Shirley Temple Non-alcoholic Earth cocktail.
Slug-o-Cola A brand of Ferengi beverage which contains 43% live algae in every bottle. It is an opaque mint green colored drink, usually served without ice. The primary slogan of Slug-o-Cola has remained unchanged since the 2070s: “Drink Slug-o-Cola! The slimiest cola in the galaxy!”
Slurm The most addictive cola in the Federation. The first drink taste like a mixture of piss, shit, and vomit. Two hours later you cant get the desire for another out of your head. By the third one, you are hooked for life. Cost only 5 Credits.
Slusho! Iced Slurm
Sparky Coloa The drink apparently has components of a narcotic or another compount that causes lose of judgement and impairment of the sense. “Do not operate heavy Machinery or a Starship while under the influence of this beverage” is clearly listed on the outside of every can.
Spice Tea A Vulcan after dinner tea. Said to soothe the stomach and chase away gas.
Stardrifter A green-colored alcoholic drink popular amongst Ferengi and Trill.
Starduster A green-colored alcoholic drink. It is a Stardrifter with kick.
Sunset Sarsaparilla A root beer inspired carbonated beverage
Swill 190 proof alcohol mixed with 90% water with a splash of something with color.
Synthale Replicated beer.
Synthehol A portmanteau of “synthesized” and “alcohol” is a chemical variant of alcohol. It appears to have the same taste and smell as “real” alcohol to most individuals, but none of the deleterious effects associated with alcohol for most humanoids, such as debilitating intoxication, addiction, and alcohol poisoning. Most humanoids have an enzyme which breaks down the alcohol-like compounds in synthehol.
T’m’lai’na A very potent Abbai drink that has been known to dissolve human intestines and corrode metal.
Taking the Stone A blend of seven different whiskeys
Talaxian Champagne A moon-ripened variety of champagne from Talaxia. Found in most high end resturaunts.
Taree A Narn ruby-coloured wine drink flavoured with a variety of fruits and klaga bark spice.
Targ Milk milk produced by the Klingon targ.
Traggle Nectar A type of juice akin to orange juice. It likely comes from the Delta Quadrant.
Victory Gin A cheap, low-quality drink supplied by Replicators throughout the Federation. Despite its disagreeable taste and smell it is the number one drink used by people who have no money.
Vitameatavegamin Said to contain “vitamins, meat, vegetables and minerals.” this is a meal in a drink and it gets you drunk too.
Vulcan Brandy An alcoholic beverage produced by the Vulcans, the liquor being a pale amber in hue.
Vulcan Mocha A hot beverage with a chocolate-like flavor. It is highly alcoholic.
Waltz on the Moon This coctail is a girly drink that is served in every cantina in the Federation. Fruity and delicous with just enough kick to make you realize it has alcohol in it.
Warnog Klingon ale that looks like water but tastes like menthol
Wormhole A blue spirit used in many mixed drinks. Has no actual flavor of its own but is highly alcoholic.
Yridian Ale A thick ale with the consistancy of honey. Taste like very simular to Guiness.
Yridian Brandy The most expensive brandy in the Federation. Said to taste like heaven in a bottle. Highly toxic to Ferengi.
Yridian Tea A popular breakfast tea